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Thank God For Donald Trump

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Yes, you read the title right: Thank God for Donald Trump.  But before you screenshot me and text your BFF saying “Lauren has lost her fucking mind”, hear me out: How shitty does it feel when you meet someone, get really comfortable with them, only to realize they aren’t who you expected: that they pee […]

Help: 25 Questions I Need Answered Before 25

25 Questions

It is inevitably that time of year again where I am, without fail, thunderstruck by a trillion different emotions. No, I’m not talking about the overwhelmingly confusing holiday decor in every retail store, which has Halloween lanterns right next to the Christmas trees and just before the Thanksgiving centerpieces (Dear Kroger, how the hell am I supposed to enjoy […]

What a Donald Trump Presidency Could Mean for Women

Donald trump

A Donald Trump presidency could mean an influx in pussy grabbing, an increase of men who believe tobacco stained teeth blonde is acceptable, and compliments in the form of “fat pigs”, “dogs”, “slobs” and “disgusting animals” . But as a member of the unofficial “Pussy Police”, it is my job to make sure that doesn’t happen, which […]

Didn’t Go to NYFW? No Biggie.

NYFW 16

I wasn’t 3 feet from stampeding supermodels, I don’t have any cool snaps with the NY geo filter, and I can’t “technically” use NYFW in any of my insta posts (I did anyway, call the Insta-police). TBH: NY just doesn’t fit in my current budget. What I do have though is internet. And thanks to sites […]

Was Tindr Shitty For You Too?

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Get Ready for real stories, real screenshots, real shit… A little over a year ago I moved to Atlanta, made new friends, connected with old ones and started screwing my neighbor for acclimation sake. Within a few months though, my sexual acclimation became boring, and my needs insatiable; it was then I knew it was time for a change, […]

Take Control of Your Debt

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The majority of American’s (including me) has a credit card (or 2, 3 and 4) owes on a loan, or is renting property that doesn’t belong to us. We get by with minimum payments, incurring more debt, with no real plan’s of paying everything off: blocking our own financial freedom. Financial Freedom ex.: Consider two people wanting to purchase the […]

To My Beautiful Black Man

Black Man

To My Beautiful Black Man, Too many of you are falling… similar to the tears falling down my face, as I watch CNN report the Baton Rouge homicide of Alton Sterling, seconds after the Minnesota murder of Philando Castile. I am restrained with emotions and overwhelmed with the reality that, although we sit in integrated […]

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